Meet me!

Mountain Dweller.  Magic-Maker.  Dragon Tamer..

I have a drawing of a robot riding a triceratops tattooed on my shoulder.

I basically grew up in a painting, in Boulder, Colorado and I can't escape the stereotype. I love to hike and hang out at breweries. I’m a total animal lover and I drive a Subaru.

I’m also a mother to a 5-year-old human daughter and some pretty cool animal children: a cat and three dogs, one of which is a Pitbull/Dachshund mix—don’t ask me how that worked!

Now that you know a little more about me, I would love to know more about you! Give me a call or send me a text: 303.880.2426.

Anyone who sends carrier pigeons or singing telegrams get first priority.

If I was a character from Harry Potter, I would be Hagrid

Now that that's out of the way...

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

-Michael Scott

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